cake-tea:

intoxifaded:

captaingustin:

i remember when they thought that a tsunami was going to crash into the east coast of australia

and it’s 8 in the morning, my neighbour comes out shirtless, in boardies with a beer and his thongs and he goes

“mate the last thing I need is a tsunami, I just repaved my driveway”

Are thongs different in Australia bcuz it’d be weird if your neighbor was wearing more than one

I believe you call them flip-flops my good man